Lazy people are the true innovators—they find ingenious solutions to avoid getting off the couch. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Success is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got screwed. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The night becomes an insomniac’s personal think tank, where they solve all the world’s problems, except for the one they face: sleeplessness. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people have mastered the art of relaxation to the point where they could teach masterclasses on the subject. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  People say laughter is the best medicine, but I’m pretty sure it’s actually chocolate. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar