Insomniacs understand the true meaning of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out), except it’s not about parties but precious hours of sleep. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  If laziness were an Olympic sport, lazy people would win gold medals by watching others compete. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Dream big, because even if you fail, you’ll have some epic material for your future memoir. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Sleep deprivation is an art form mastered by insomniacs, turning them into walking canvases of exhaustion. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people are trailblazers of relaxation, always searching for new ways to avoid any form of exertion. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Life is a beautiful canvas. Unfortunately, most of us can only afford the generic paint from the dollar store. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  If life were a TV show, we’d all be the quirky side characters providing comic relief. Embrace your inner weirdo. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The inability to focus on work on workdays is a testament to the resilience of my imagination, forever finding new ways to wander. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomniacs have a love-hate relationship with the night—a captivating mistress who always leaves them longing for more sleep. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomniacs have a love-hate relationship with the night—a captivating mistress who always leaves them longing for more sleep. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people have an impressive talent for finding comfort in the most uncomfortable situations. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy things, and things make you forget about everything else. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Wisdom is knowing that the snooze button on your alarm is the gateway to a magical realm of extra sleep and sweet dreams. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar