Life is like a game of chess. Except the pieces are cats, the board is made of lava, and your opponent is a hyper-intelligent squirrel. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomniacs have a unique talent for knowing every creak and crack of their house at 3 a.m., thanks to countless sleepless nights. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Life is too short to waste on counting calories. Unless you’re on a diet, then it’s the only thing that matters. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Sleep becomes an elusive lover who flirts with an insomniac but never commits to a long-term relationship. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar