The dreams of insomniacs are like rare gems—precious and elusive, yet always just out of reach. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Life is like a game of chess. Except the pieces are cats, the board is made of lava, and your opponent is a hyper-intelligent squirrel. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomniacs have a unique talent for knowing every creak and crack of their house at 3 a.m., thanks to countless sleepless nights. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Life is too short to waste on counting calories. Unless you’re on a diet, then it’s the only thing that matters. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Sleep becomes an elusive lover who flirts with an insomniac but never commits to a long-term relationship. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. But you also miss 100% of the shots you take and fail miserably. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomniacs should receive awards for their performance in the Olympic sport of staring at the ceiling with Olympic-level dedication. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people are the true innovators—they find ingenious solutions to avoid getting off the couch. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Success is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got screwed. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The night becomes an insomniac’s personal think tank, where they solve all the world’s problems, except for the one they face: sleeplessness. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar