Lazy people believe in the philosophy of ‘work smarter, not harder,’ but their definition of ‘smarter’ is questionable. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Love thy neighbor, but only if they mow their lawn and keep their barbecue invitations open. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  If life knocks you down, just lie there for a bit and take a nap. The floor is surprisingly comfortable. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Self-care is accepting that chocolate is a necessary food group for mental well-being. It’s basically happiness in a wrapper. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The inability to focus on work on workdays is a testament to my commitment to exploring the vast universe of internet distractions. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomniacs have a complex relationship with caffeine—it’s both a lifeline and a vicious cycle of dependency. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Micromanaging bosses have an irrational fear of employees having independent thoughts. It’s like they’re allergic to autonomy. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people have an uncanny ability to find shortcuts, even in the simplest tasks. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Happiness is just a state of mind. So is misery. Choose your state wisely, or flip a coin. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar