Wisdom is knowing that the snooze button on your alarm is the gateway to a magical realm of extra sleep and sweet dreams. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Wellness tip: Hug a tree, but make sure it’s a tree that won’t call the authorities. Connecting with nature is essential, just choose your arboreal companions wisely. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love!…

  Weekdays are a theater of productivity, where my mind enjoys playing the role of the absent-minded artist, creating chaos instead of masterpieces. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomnia is the ultimate test of patience, as every minute feels like an hour, and every hour feels like an eternity. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Micromanaging bosses: because nothing says ‘I trust you’ like scrutinizing every minute detail of your work. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The motivation of lazy people is a fascinating enigma—mysteriously absent in most situations. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Or just really bad at idioms. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Life lesson #404: The key to success is pretending to know what you’re doing until you actually figure it out. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Self-care is having a collection of fluffy socks for every mood and occasion. Your feet deserve the utmost comfort and fashion. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  My mind has a fascination for work-related riddles—it can solve complex problems while simultaneously forgetting to reply to emails. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar