Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one will ruin your diet. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Wisdom is understanding that your smartphone knows more about you than you know about yourself. Embrace your digital overlord. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Self-care is knowing that taking a break from adulting to build a blanket fort is essential for mental stability. Forts are the ultimate safe havens. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The inability to focus on work on workdays has turned me into a detective, searching for lost motivation amidst the clutter of my mind. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Sleep envy is a common affliction among insomniacs, especially when they see a peacefully slumbering cat. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Micromanaging bosses think delegation is a foreign concept, as if passing on responsibilities might cause the universe to implode. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people excel at finding innovative ways to avoid lifting a finger, let alone doing actual work. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

   The best things in life are free. Unless they’re on a restaurant menu, then they’re ridiculously overpriced. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Life is a never-ending journey of realizing that the instructions were actually on the bottom of the box all along. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Wellness tip: Take deep breaths and exhale the negativity. Bonus points if you exhale loudly and annoy everyone around you. It’s a stress-relief technique. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar