Insomniacs have a talent for remembering embarrassing moments at 3 a.m. with perfect clarity. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Working for a micromanaging boss is like being trapped in a never-ending PowerPoint presentation on how to do your job properly. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people never say ‘no’ to opportunities; they just say ‘maybe later’ for eternity. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

   To err is human, but blaming someone else for your mistakes is pure genius. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  If you’re looking for life lessons, just ask a cat—they’re experts in the art of napping and demanding attention. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Self-care is knowing that a good cry can be as refreshing as a spa day. Let those tears flow like a waterfall of emotional cleansing. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  I have a PhD in daydreaming about work while my computer screen remains blank, my true masterpiece of unproductivity. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomnia turns the night into a theater of absurdity, where you play all the roles and the plot is always a mystery. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Micromanaging bosses believe that being copied on every email is the secret to successful management, and also a great way to clog up your inbox. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

If lazy people had a superhero power, it would be the ability to disappear whenever there’s work to be done. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar