Don’t judge a book by its cover, judge it by its online reviews. Who has time for actual reading? Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Wisdom is realizing that the true meaning of life can be found at the bottom of a pizza box. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Wellness is finding inner peace while simultaneously craving French fries. It’s all about mastering the art of Zen and fast food. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Weekends serve as a breeding ground for the never-ending saga of work-related thoughts—a soap opera that never takes a break. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The bed of an insomniac is a love-hate relationship—the comfort calls, but the sleep stays elusive. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Micromanaging bosses excel at making you feel like a trained monkey, except without the fun circus tricks or the adorable outfit. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people have a special talent for turning procrastination into an art form. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  A journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken GPS and a backseat full of snacks. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Life lesson #666: The best way to get over a breakup is by binge-watching cheesy romantic comedies and eating copious amounts of chocolate. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Self-care is embracing your inner child and indulging in guilty pleasures like watching cartoons and eating cereal for dinner. Life is too short to be an adult all the time. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon….