My inability to focus on work on workdays has elevated procrastination to an art form. Picasso would be proud. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomniacs are the nocturnal superheroes who fight crime by day and exhaustion by night. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Micromanaging bosses have a keen eye for spotting the most inconsequential details while completely missing the big picture. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people can accomplish incredible feats—like taking a five-hour nap in a ten-minute break. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  If life knocks you down, do a few push-ups while lying there. Multitasking is the key to success. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The true wisdom of life lies in knowing which snacks to hoard during a zombie apocalypse. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Wellness tip: Dance like nobody’s watching, but make sure the blinds are closed just in case. Awkward moves are a vital part of self-expression. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Weekends are an intricate dance of leisure and work thoughts, where guilt partners with relaxation in a never-ending waltz. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  For insomniacs, counting sheep is like attending a pointless conference on wool production that never ends. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Micromanaging bosses have a natural talent for turning competent employees into self-doubting wrecks. It’s a gift, really. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar