Drama Review | Chaudhry and Sons | All Funny Lines

A Little Foreword

Chaudhry & Sons is one of the best dramas ever, the best drama of 2022 so far. If you are interested in knowing my post where I praise this drama: Drama Review | Chaudhry and Sons | 10 Things I Love About the Drama 

Chaudhry & Sons Funny Lines

Episode 3

  • “Koi aqal se paidal ladka mila toh tumhare liye dekhenge,” Billu tells Zoya.

 

    • “Swari labbe na labbe, speed ek so nabbe.” Dada ji’s catchphrase.

Episode 21

  • “Hamare Dil se mat khelo, khilona toot jayega…” Dildar Chaudhry tells Dr Salma.
  • “Chalo Dildar chalo, chand kay paar chalo…” Dildar Chaudhry tells Dr Salma.
  • “Yeh pehli shadi hogi jo ladka apne dada ki khushi ke liye, aur ladki apni dadi ki ladki ke liye kar rahe hain,” Billu says. 
  • “Kyu? Tumhara pakwan center hai?” Billu asks Shahrukh.
  • “Yeh chashma toh Malka ji ka hai. Ismein se Malka dadi nikal ke kahan chali gayin?” Pleasure, pleasure!” Dildar Chaudhry says when he learns that Malka Begum has overheard his conversation with Dr Salma.
  • “Iss phone mein aisi app chahiye ki insan iss mein hath dale aur dusri taraf ke insan ko daboch le,” Malka Begum says when Pari doesn’t pick up her call. 
  • “Badi koi technical type ki insult ki hai aap ne meri,” Billu tells Shakir.
  • Dildar Chaudhry: Expressions samajhta hain. Khud bhi to director hai na
    Shakir Chaudhry: saare “Wrong Number” yahin paida huye hain

Episode 23

  • “Maine Mukhtar se 24 ghante ka time liya hai faut hone ke liye,” Dildar Chaudhry says
  • “Mera dimaagh ghrrrrrr ghoom raha hai,” Billu says.
  • “Ji behtar Madhubala ji,” Shakir tells Naeema.
  • Another odo to “Sada kutta kutta,  Tuhada kutta tommy” when Shakir compares his planning and plotting to that of Paro’s.   

Episode 25

  • Billu: Patti farsh pe gir gayi thhi, ab cheeni bhi gir gayi hai, dudh dal do, farsh pe hi chai ban jayegi.
  • “Duniya mein 99.9% mard biwi ke tabedar hote hain, aur baqi 0.1% tunde hote hain, jhuk nahin sakte,” dadi ji tells Billu.
  • Sheeba & Tashi’s jugat

Sheeba: Sabr ka phal meetha hota hai

Tashi: Mera phal gal saD gaya hai. 

  • Billu and Naeema’s little banter

Billu (to Pari): ab toh sari zindagi sar pe sawar rehan hai, soch lo.

Naeema: Tu soch le, tu ne chhitrol yahan lagani hai ya bahar?

Billu: Ammiiii?

and Naeema slaps Billu playfully.

 

And in general, all of Dildar Chaudhry’s line

  • “Pleasure, pleasure!”
  • “Shabbo, tu bari ki shopping kar dena. Attache mein Naeema khud hi bhar legi.”
  • “Shabbo, tu khana bana dena. Chulha Naeema aap hi band kar legi.”
  • “Shabbo, tu chai bana de. Naeema cup mein dal legi.”
  • “Bechari kaam pe nazar rakhte rakhte thak jati hogi.”

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Shabana Mukhtar