Lazy people have mastered the art of relaxation to the point where they could teach masterclasses on the subject. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  People say laughter is the best medicine, but I’m pretty sure it’s actually chocolate. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomniacs are experts at creating imaginary scenarios in their minds, ranging from conversations they’ll never have to world domination plans. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people are the architects of ‘Do it tomorrow’ and ‘Why do today what you can do next month?’ Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Life is full of choices. Choose wisely, or just let the coin decide. It’s faster. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The nocturnal adventures of insomniacs involve endless trips to the fridge and deep dives into the rabbit holes of the internet. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Lazy people have a magical ability to make the simplest tasks appear insurmountable. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  The best way to predict the future is to create it yourself, or just ask Siri. She’s usually pretty accurate. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  Insomniacs understand the true meaning of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out), except it’s not about parties but precious hours of sleep. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar

  If laziness were an Olympic sport, lazy people would win gold medals by watching others compete. Want more of my trademark wit daily? Do three things, not necessarily in that order. Subscribe to my blog. Find  my books on Amazon. Show some love! Shabana Mukhtar